I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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