This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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