Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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