Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
