He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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