Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
i out mim tonsoeep
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Randomize
