the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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