Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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