Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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