He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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