I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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