Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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