Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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