Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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