I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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