He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
NoShamevember. You game?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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