well I can't set my house on fire every night
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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