You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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