Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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