My nipple is on Facebook.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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