If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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