I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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