so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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