your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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