The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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