It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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