I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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