So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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