Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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