A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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