so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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