i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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