it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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