And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
We're not piercing ourselves today.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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