I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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