I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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