that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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