So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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