these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
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