Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Girls should come with a carfax report
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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