I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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