Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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