So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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