I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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