i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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