I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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