Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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