if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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