they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
no you cant smoke seaweed
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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