it wasn't lemon gatorade
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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